Thursday, September 24, 2009

Lemon Light...


There was a storm approaching.... The radar was showing bright red just east of us. About 30 minutes ago it started rumbling, quietly at first, then progressively louder. The sun was also setting, and as it did, it got below the edge of the clouds to the west and the whole sky lit up with lemon yellow light. Beautiful and erie at the same time. Greens became richer or darker, depending on the tree or plant or grass. The cedar took on a rich, dark green hue.

I wandered out to the end of the driveway to watch the sky. Off to the east, in the direction of the approaching storm, low scud clouds were standing out against their darker comrades as they raced west. Lightning began to stand out against the darkening sky. The rumbles got louder. From the east, the winds picked up, carrying the telltale signs of approaching rain. Cooler temperatures and the feeling of more moisture in the air. It was time to retreat to the front patio.

The sky began to fade. But then, the sky turned orange. The greens became muted, and the lightning more frequent. It was starting to rain.

I retreated into the house to watch the rest of the storm. We sat in the front room with the lights off. The frequent lightning was strong enough to light up the room in the fading light. You could tell the direction the light was coming from, first to the north, then south. Rumbles answered all the flashes. The computer chimed. EmergencyEmail.org reported rainfall rates of two inches an hour in Pinellas. Urban flood advisories were issued.

The storm has passed now. We didn't get the torrential downpour I thought we would. The thunder has quieted, the lightning dimmed. There is still a lot of rain out there. In an hour or so, the storm will have moved offshore. Lightning may still dance across the sky, but the thunder will be too far away to hear. Outside, the side walk is still wet... proof that a storm had passed by.

Saturday, September 12, 2009

DragonCon: Out of Context...



"If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college..." Lewis Black

On of my favorite Lewis Black routines describes over hearing a conversation at his local health club, The International House of Pancakes. He describes hearing a part of a conversation that, because it was so far out of context that it seemed farcical, but was also great fodder for a comedy routine. He must have spent 15 minutes debating the meaning of that simple partial sentence... Very funny...

Last year at DragonCon, I caught a number of partial conversations, which when taken out of context, were not only strange, but very amusing. Now, I know you shouldn't listen in on other peoples conversations, but some times people just make it so darn hard not to overhear what their saying... So in honor of a tradition inspired by Lewis Black, I bring you this year's "DragonCon: Out of Context"

"This is my nightmare, this is my nightmare, this is my nightmare..." 8 year old boy writhing on the floor of the Sears store in St Pete while waiting for his mother in the checkout line (we were buying jeans to take with us to Atlanta.)

"Maybe the nipple clamps wouldn't come off." A fellow DCon'er recalling a loud event outside their door at last year's DCon.

"I love jumping out of airplanes, but I hate flying..." - a paratrooper on the plane on the way to Atlanta...

"Religion is the reason we have short, fat people today... and civilization."

"PeachTree Center. It's like the Mall between the convention centers."

"Boobs or Booze?"

"Could you look in my desk drawer, find my checkbook... and pay my rent? Don't worry about the signature, they don't check it... unless I contest it. So how was work?" - Um... the Con started on Sept 4th, how could you forget to pay your rent on the 1st?

"OK, seriously, if last night keeps happening, I'm going to have to buy a second kilt." - Twitterer @ DCon

"Everything's better with Pandas."

"There are Jello Dynamics moving down there..." Watching the crowd in the Marriott Atrium from the 4th floor.

"Spikes? I got Spikes. Move or get Perforated. I love herding people."

"The product costs money. The abuse is free."

"My backpack is heavier then I am."

"Four words: Naked Pregnant Space Kitty." - same Twitterer

"What I really want is teleportation. I don't want to have to walk" (DCon is spread across 4 hotels covering 6 city blocks end to end...)

"Female Peacock..."

"Unfortunately, the genre of cyberpunk, paranormal, romance is almost dead." It was ever alive?!?

"He's a 6th level lawyer with a +1 in technology" - about the GA lawyer in the digital forensics panel.

"My car breaks down... I blame Vista..."

"If you want to take him to the bathroom where you can barely stand, you can change him."

"I think he slept in that mask"

"I don't know... my coffee stopped working." - in the Chili's in the Atlanta airport.


For those of you I quoted... thank you... I promise to keep you anonymous...

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Twenty Years.


As I was walking down the stairs to go to the All Hands Meeting this morning, Jack looks up at me from the lobby and says "There's Karen." Sandy says, "I thought she was here today." Uh Oh. That usually means your going to get called out for something at the meeting. Either you've know something they want you to tell everyone about (a project or other event). Or you've done something.

Me? I'd done something...

Hilary had walked in with me... Do you know what's up? Yeah, I had an idea.

Jack started the meeting with it. I was standing on the side with a cup of tea in my hand. "Karreennn" he says, picking up a folder with something small stapled to the front. I put down, my tea, and took one step forward. I paused, "Whhaatt?" It got a good chuckle from everyone. Then I walked up to the front, trying not to blush. Jack looked at me... "Do you know what this is about?" "Yeah, How long I've been here, right?" "Is it two years late?", he said, as these things are usually awarded several years after the fact. No. Keith pipes up "Two years early?" Everyone got a kick out of that, too. It would have been a classic Government move. "Karen has been with the Survey(?) 20 years." Jack continued. "Almost 19" I said, "But yes, just passed 20 years Federal Service." There was a certificate embossed with a seal very similar to the Presidential seal, in silver, with a 20 at the bottom. We are part of the executive branch after all. And a lapel pin. A USGS buffalo with a little banner at the bottom that said '20 years'. In truth, the government always takes about 2 years or more to process these things. Jim got his 10 year pin earlier this year, after being here about 15 years... maybe more. I wasn't expecting to be called out so soon.

It's hard to believe that I've been in this office for 19 years (next month). It's equally as hard to believe I've worked for the government for 20 years, starting with the DOD in Maryland. It really doesn't seem like all that long ago. I'll hang the certificate in my office next to the certificate for 10 years of Federal Service. Have I said I love my job? I do. It's something I consider worth doing, because I serve my country. It's something I'm proud of, and it's something I will, in all probability, do for another 20 years...